you're not the boss of me!
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
It seems that....
...when I like a boy or am trying to make a good impression to a boy, my first email never gets sent.
No it actually goes through multiple drafts. The first will be written about 5 seconds after I re-read your email to me about 3 times. Then after realizing that I am a crazy fool and that no one responds this quickly, it will painfully be put in my "draft" folder.
Once I find something else to do and get a break I will then return to my email. I re-read your email to me and then go back to my draft. No way, this email stinks! Too wordy, too needy, too Kripsie. Let's change it up. After shortening (boys don't like to read) and adding some non-insulting puns I then put it back into the "draft" folder.
If I am in an especially non-creative mood I will most likely send the email off to my friend Rajani who will edit appropriately.
Once I feel that an appropriate amount of time has passed, I will anxiously hit send, but then stop myself realizing that I haven't spell checked my work. Now we can send.
Of course, as soon as I send I start checking my email about every 5 minutes to see if you have responded.
Wow I can't believe I actually confessed to doing this..
No it actually goes through multiple drafts. The first will be written about 5 seconds after I re-read your email to me about 3 times. Then after realizing that I am a crazy fool and that no one responds this quickly, it will painfully be put in my "draft" folder.
Once I find something else to do and get a break I will then return to my email. I re-read your email to me and then go back to my draft. No way, this email stinks! Too wordy, too needy, too Kripsie. Let's change it up. After shortening (boys don't like to read) and adding some non-insulting puns I then put it back into the "draft" folder.
If I am in an especially non-creative mood I will most likely send the email off to my friend Rajani who will edit appropriately.
Once I feel that an appropriate amount of time has passed, I will anxiously hit send, but then stop myself realizing that I haven't spell checked my work. Now we can send.
Of course, as soon as I send I start checking my email about every 5 minutes to see if you have responded.
Wow I can't believe I actually confessed to doing this..
posted by Kripsie, 4:58 PM
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